{"product_id":"technically-its-not-my-fault-concrete-poems","title":"Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical--and not so typical--middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word, snarpy. A playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e John Grandits\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Clarion Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/18\/2004\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 48\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.03h x 6.58w x 0.16d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780618503612\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.4\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 1\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Grade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e84530 \/ Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Review - Children\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/15\/2004 pg. 1006\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/06\/2004 pg. 61\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/15\/2004 pg. 739\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/01\/2004 pg. 161\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBulletin of Ctr for Child Bks\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/2005 pg. 210\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHornbook Guide to Children\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/2005 pg. 152 - Below Average, With Minor Flaw\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 04\/01\/2005 pg. 56\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGrandits, John:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cstrong\u003eJohn Grandits\u003c\/strong\u003e is a book and magazine designer and the author of \u003cem\u003eTechnically, It's Not My Fault\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eBlue Lipstick\u003c\/em\u003e, award-winning books of concrete poetry, and the picture books \u003cem\u003eT\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003een Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the School Bus\u003c\/em\u003e, which received the Texas Bluebonnet Award, and \u003cem\u003eSeven Rules You Absolutely Must Follow If You Want to Survive the Cafeteria\u003c\/em\u003e. He and his wife, Joanne, live in Red Bank, New Jersey. Visit him online at johngrandits.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarion Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":53323816534314,"sku":"9780618503612","price":9.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/4553\/1946\/files\/img_7e803357-0f0c-4d5c-9d4b-6472f2235134.jpg?v=1793058126","url":"https:\/\/delvanta.shop\/products\/technically-its-not-my-fault-concrete-poems","provider":"Whitmore Lane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}